Whale Puns

Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean? At a whale-weigh station!

What is a whale’s favourite story? The Humpback of Notre Dame

What is an orca’s favourite TV show?  Whale of fortune!

What do you call a 100 year old whale?  A hunchback whale.

What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!

What kind of whale flies?  A pilot whale!

Why are they called sperm whales? Because seamen discovered them.

Why was the whale so sad?  Because she was a Blue whale.

Have you ever seen a fish cry?  No, but I have seen a whale blubber.

What do you call a pod of musical whales?  An Orcastra.

How does a group of whales make a decision?  Flipper coin!

What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?  Licence to Krill

Where does a killer whale go for braces?  The orca-dontist

What do whales eat? Fish and ships.

What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!

Where are whales weighed? At a whale weigh station

How do you circumsize a whale? You send down four-skin divers.

Did you hear about the flying whale? Actually its a whale of a story.

What do you call a baby whale? A little squirt!

What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about?

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale? Sha-Moo.

How do you get banned from Sea World? Free Willy.

What is an investment bankers favorite fish? White Whales.

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! What’s Moby Dicks fathers name? Papa Boner.

What do you call a pod of musical whales? An Orchastra!

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing “We are family …”

What do whales eat? Fish and ships.

What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)

What do whales eat?… Fish and ships.

What do you call a baby whale?… A little squirt!

Did you hear about the flying whale?… Actually its a whale of a story.

What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum!

What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?… Sha-Moo.

How do you get banned from Sea World?… Free Willy.

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide!

How do you make a fish laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.

I know a whale joke. Its a real killer.

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.

What is a whale’s favorite TV show? The Flukes of Hazard.

What time is it when a whale runs into your boat? Time to get a new boat.

 

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