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The funniest and cutest wedding puns by Puns Ville It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right so I left Marriage is: Finding the one person to ANNOY for the rest of your life! To some, marriage is a word. To others, a sentence. When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart. Honeymoon: The holiday a man takes before he begins to work for a new boss. When the TV repairman got married , the reception was excellent. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe To many girls think the word ‘marriage’ has a nice ring to it. Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it! Two nuclea...

The funniest and shortest puns for kids , you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register. Puns for Kids Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon! Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court! Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools. The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll! No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”. A man drowned in a ...