Bad Puns
1- Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people. 2- Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting. 3- It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet. 4- How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it’s gay? Friends are like balloons. 5- If you stab them, they die. My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap. Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans. 6- I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body 7- So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world 8- What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine 9- A crazy wife says o her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says “it’s reindeer 10- What kind of concert only costs 45 cent? A 50 cent concer...