Periodic Table Puns
Do you think Sodium is some cool dude? Na! Mother: “Why would you not learn the periodic table?” Kid: “cause it’s so boron, ma!” Scientist One: Can you see it? Scientist Two: Can’t believe it really existed! Ah! Element of Surprise. What do you do to a crinkled shirt? Fe (Iron) There’s one good guy in the periodic table, know who? Samarium What would you say if you saw Nobelium and Silicon after a long time? Long time No(Nobelium) Si(Silicon) Emma finally decided to dump her boyfriend, because…She couldn’t barium (bear him). How did Oxygen and Potassium’s date go? O(Oxygen)K(Potassium). Boy: Hey girl, you made of Copper and Tellurium? Girl: What? Boy: ‘Cause you are Cu(Copper)Te(Tellurium). A poor Chemistry nerd’s proposal got rejected, guess why? Because he wrote Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Uranium to a girl, which meant I Luv U. We tell y’all folks, no matter how smart you are, you must never swank off, especially when the other party has no iota of interest in your ...