Puns Ville

How does a baby get food when it’s hungry? Womb service. Life ain’t fair for a baby. No matter what you colic, a baby crying for hours is a pain! The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby’s toys was enough to rattle the entire industry. What did the chimpanzee say when his sister had a baby? Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn. What did the papa buffalo say the baby buffalo before he went to work? BISON! What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block When the baby bird penned his first novel he was just a fledgling author. Why couldn’t the melons have a baby? Because they cantelope. Why shouldn’t you put a baby’s dirty diapers in the laundry bin? You wouldn’t want to hamper his movements! How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos. What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. How d...

The funniest and shortest puns for kids , you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register. Puns for Kids Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon! Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court! Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools. The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll! No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”. A man drowned in a ...