Skeleton Puns
The best and funniest skeleton puns on Puns Ville . How do skeletons get their mail ? By bony express ! Why don’t skeletons play music in church ? They have no organs ! What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off ? Bone china ! Why do skeletons hate winter ? Because the wind just goes straight through them ! What’s a skeleton’s favourite pop group ? Boney M ! What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road ? Jump out of your skin and join him ! What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle ? I’m bone to be wild! Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party ? He had no body to dance with. What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day? Bone-bones in a heart shaped box. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones. Who was the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon bone-apart What instrument do skeletons play ? Trom-BONE. What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant ? Spare ribs !!! What do you call a skeleto...