Name Puns

Knock Knock Who’s there? Abby! Abby who? “Abby birthday to you!” “Abbey stung me on the arm.”

We few, we Abby few, we band of brothers

Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolph! Adolph who? Adolph ball hit me in the mouth!

ABDUL: Abdul. What a ghoul. Smells like drool. Abdul.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmedeus Motzart!

ZACK: A variant of the biblical Zechariah, who has an even stupider name.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

WILSON: Do you know what creepy neighbors and volleyballs with blood on them have in common? Your stupid name

Knock Knock Who’s there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

WILSON: Do you know what creepy neighbors and volleyballs with blood on them have in common? Your stupid name.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

WAYNE: Wayne, the most popular stupid name because of the pop icon Bruce — I mean, Wayne Brady

Knock Knock Who’s there? Albie! Albie who? Albie darn, a funny joke!

WARREN: Warren. A place where rabbits have sex. Good job.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Albee! Albee who? Albee a monkey’s uncle!

VIVIAN: Vivian, the ancestral name of people who really like red wine and operas

VINCE: Your name means conqueror.  Yup, you conquered all other stupid names.  Yours is the stupidest

Knock Knock Who’s there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? “Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock!” “Alec my lolly!”

SHAWNA: You spelled your name wrong, Sean-a.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Alex Alex Who? “Just let me in, Alex-splain later!” “Alex the questions round here!”

SON: No, someone did not name you this.  Your father’s legal name must be “Father”.  You have a dumb name and so does your dad

Knock Knock Who’s there? Alexia! Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door!

SHANNON: Irish for “wise river.” English for “dumb name.”

Knock Knock Who’s there? Amanda Amanda who? “A man duh” “Amanda hug and kiss”

SARA: I can’t tell which half of your name is more stupid, the “Sa” or the “ra.”

ROSLYN: Ro ro ro your boat all the way to the governor’s office to pick up an application for a name change.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Amelia! Amelia who? “Amelia (I’ll mail ya) my last name.” “Amelia (I’ll email ya) later.”

ROSE: A rose by any other name would sound less stupid.

RONNIE: …knew a kid named Ronnie once.  Hated him, and his name.  Much like you

RENEE: Your name is mostly vowels. Also, it’s mostly stupid.

RHONDA: Help me Rhonda. Help help me, Rhonda. By changing your name to something not stupid.

OMAR: Omar god, your name is so stupid.

LES: Less is more. But in your case, Les is less.

LEE: Haha, your name rhymes with pee. OR Windward.  Blow me away from your stupid name. OR Your name is eel backwards, dummy

 

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