Cow Puns
From animal puns, we bring for you this funniest bundle of cow puns
How does a cow get to the mooooon? It flies through udder space!
What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
What is a cows favorite colour? Maroooooooon.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow? Peanut butter.
What do u call a really strong cow? Beefy.
What do you get when you walk under a cow? A pat on the head.
How does lady gaga like her steak? Raw raw raw raw raw.
Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him.
What are a cows favorite subjects in school? Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and Quackers!
What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder-Catastrophe
Where do you find the most cows? Moo-York
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A shadow
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What did the calf say to the silo? “Is my fodder in there?”
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
What do you call an arab next to a cow? Milk Sheikh!
Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation? A moo-tel!
Why was the cow sad? She was moody.
What do cows read in the mornings? The moospaper.
What did the farmer say to the cow? Produce some milk
What did Gladdis the cow say to Brenda the cow when her boyfriend the Bull cheated on her? How Dairy!
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Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
RépondreSupprimerA: Because the udder has the other one.
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