Best Puns
Here is the best puns ever 1- What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift! 2- We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. 3- Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his food before it was cool. 4- What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! 5- Police Officer: “How high are you?” Stoner: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?” 6- I love Pandas, they’re so chill. They’re like “Dude, racism is stupid. I’m White, Black, and Asian…..” 7- Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap. 8- I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter none of them work. 9- I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. 10- What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy. 11- I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 12- A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird ...