Puns Ville

What does one penny say to the other penny? Let’s get together and make some cents. What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?  a $100 bill! What is Barack Obama’s new slogan in these tough times?  Spare Change You Can Believe In! If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches? What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?  A penny. When does it rain money?  When there is “change” in the weather. Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What are they?  A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn’t a nickel. Why don’t cows have any money?  Because farmers milk them dry. Son: “Mom can I get twenty bucks” Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?” Why did the man think he saw a ghost on Halloween?  A kid dressed up as a 401 (K) Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?  Because it had more cents. What do you call a blonde with a...

One of the funniest workplace puns; fire puns. Here is the funniest collection of fire puns  A father got blazing mad when he found a fire set by his boy behind their house and said ‘I don’t want arson doing things like that. Did you hear about that circus fire? It was in tents. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents. Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? A thousand soles got burned, some heel did it while he was laced. I’d really be tempted to take these trousers out back and set them on fire, but I’ve never been one for burning my britches. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it. We spent all day debating about housefires. It was quite a heated argument. When a fire broke out in the barber shop it was a close shave but everyone got out by a whisker. With only one piece of wood, I tried to convince the fi...