Hair Puns
The funniest hair puns collection. Knock Knock.. Who’s there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire ! What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside ! How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves ! What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves ! What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop ! What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point ! I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one ! What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy ! What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner ! Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair). Why was the lady’s hair angry? Because she was always teasing it. How does the queen bee fix her hair? She uses a honey comb! – Or – Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they have honeycombs Three year old son Scott had thin fly-away hair, s...