Dog Puns
Here is the best and funniest bundle of dog puns : 1- What’s a dog’s perfect job? Bark-eology. 2- Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot! 3- What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! 4- What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound! 5- What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show! 6- What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver! 7- What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D. 8- What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr! 9- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. 10- What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? a Greyhound Buzz. 11- Why wouldn’t the dog sit on his chair? Because he left his sheet[shit] on there. 12- What do you call a large dog tha...