Frog Puns

Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them!

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly.

Whats a frogs favorite game? It’s croak-et!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations!

Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.

How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and thie other one says rub-it rub-it!

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!

What do you call a talking frog? A quantum leap.

What’s a frogs favorite flower? A croakus!

What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling? Mistletoad.

How do you make frog legs? In a croak=pot.

Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.

Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them!

What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day? Nothing!

What did the frog dress up for on Halloween? A prince.

How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.

Whats the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.

What’s green and jumps? A frog!! (groan!)

What’s green and red? A very mad frog.

What’s green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!

What’s green with bumps? A frog with the measles!

What’s black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.

What’s green and dangerous? A frog with a hand-grenade.

What’s white on the outside, and green on the inside? A frog sandwich!

What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in!

What happens when two frogs collide? They get tongue tied!

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!

What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!

What is the first book a tadpole reads? Metamorphosis by Kafka.

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.

What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!

Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!

What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!

What’s green green green green green? a frog rolling down a hill

What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!

How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team? He jumps on the bandwagon.

Did you hear about the frog who drowned? She jumped off the deep end.

Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit.

What do you get when you plant a frog? A cr-oak tree.

What is a frogs favorite place to eat? At ihop!

What kind of music do frogs listen to? Hip Hop!

What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to? Hopera.

 

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