Dolphin Puns

Where do women dolphins keep their money? In their octopurse.

How does a pod of dolphins make a decision? They Flipper coin.

What do dolphin use for money? Sand dollars!

Where do women dolphins keep their money? In their octopurse.

How does a pod of dolphins make a decision? They Flipper coin.

What do dolphin use for money? Sand dollars!

How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?  Because he ate too many crabs!

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?  Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

Where do dolphin races end? The dolphinish line!

What country do dolphins like most? Dolph-Finland

How did the dolphin feel after winning the race? Dolphintastic!

What did people say when the dolphin walked on water? It was just a fluke. (Note: a dolphin’s tale is called a fluke)

What did the baby dolphin do when he was upset? He whale-d

How did they know the dolphin attack was no accident? Because they do everything on porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.

Why are dolphins smarter than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand by the side of a pool and feed them fish.

How does a group of dolphins decide on something?  They flipper coin!

How did they know the dolphin attack was no accident?  Because dolphins do everything on Porpoise.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way?  She whale-d

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?  Whale of fortune!

What birthday party game do dolphin like to play?  Salmon says!

Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?  Because they work below C-Level.

What is the most important vitamin in a dolphin’s diet?  Vitamin Sea!

Where do dolphin races end?  At dolphinish line!

How do dolphin’s say the word “finish”?  Fin. (The french word for “finish”)

What’s a dolphin’s favourite sport?  Golphin

What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?  She flipped!

Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper!

Come back with me and I will show you how dolphin talks.

Do your dolphins do any tricks?

Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?

I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice… EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee

If I were a dolphin, I’d rape you first.

What was the dolphin’s favorite animal at the zoo? D’olphint

What was the dolphin’s favorite movie? A Dolphin Tale.

What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner? She flipped!

 

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