Pig Puns

Funny pig puns collection

pig puns

Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn’t get it off the ground. .
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

Did you hear about the pig’s vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.

How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!

What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork

What is a pig’s favorite color? Mahogany!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

Why was the pig ejected from the football game? For playing dirty.

Yesterday a pig invited me to see his new home. Actually it was quite stylish.

Why did the pig cross the road? He got BOARed.

Who is the smartest pig in the world? Ein- swine

How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? In an hambulance!

What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A road hog.

 

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

What did the pig say when he was sick? “Call the hambulance!”

What do pigs get when they’re ill? Oinkment!

What do you call a pig that does karate? Porkchop!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? a porky-pine

What do you call a pig that won the lottery? Filthy rich! What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!

What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? Jurassic pork!

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A porkasaurus rex!

How do you make a pig squeal? Kick your step mum in the FACE!

What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Why can’t men get mad cow disease? Because men are pigs

What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.

Where can a pig see the statue of Liberty? New pork city.

What do Bad Piggies like to do? Squeal the spotlight.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A slow-pork.

What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around? A boar.

What do you call a black pig standing in the hot sun all day? Smoked Sausage

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.

How do you stop a warthog from charging? Take away his credit card!

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