Food Puns

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Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.

Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.

Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance.

My attempt at starting a street market turned out to be fruitile.
My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever.
My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.
My job as head chef at a top rated restaurant is in jeopardy because my latest culinary creation was called a recipe for disaster.
My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.
Never build model people close to the ocean. You might lose your sand dolls in the waves.
Never eat popcorn shrimp. There’s something fishy about them.
No one wanted to see the naked banana.
On December 7th I took a lady to dinner. I did not have a good time. It was a date that will live in infamy forever.
One ear of corn said to the other ‘You’re getting husky’.
One of the first things you’ll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.
People often ask me if I enjoy working with seafood. I tell them I’m accident prawn.
People who eat their apples stem and seed and all improve their core values.
Rocky Road chocolate is best served stone cold.
Sellers of dried grapes are always raisin awareness.
She took lots of crunchy foods to her radio interview, for the sound bites.
Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves ‘pressure cookers’.
Since her kind gift of a lemon cake I rate her as one of Madeira friends.
So I’m opening up a pool-side Mexican grilled chicken restaurant. I’m calling it Marco Pollo.
Some of us are like potatoes: thick skinned but soft inside when warmed.
Someone who really loves cheese has a fetash.
Sweet potatoes? I yam impressed!
The big city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer, after all he was just a commentator.
The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.
The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
The Chinese pizzeria murder mystery genre is a novel dough mein.
The crowd at the Cannibal’s party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods.
The food taster quit his job because he had too much on his plate.
The fruit farmer was plum happy he pruned his orchard last fall.
The girl said she recognized me at the vegetarian restaurant. But I’ve never met herbivore!
The health food customer purchased fibre optics from the optometry centre for accurate eyesight.
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
The magician who loved his chocolate could perform a lot of Twix.
The man brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles. Adele M.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
The pod vegetables I bought for the gumbo I was making were so-so. They were medi-okra.
The produce grocer keeps his eyes peeled for potatoes and slips through bunches of bananas every week at the farmers market.
The raisin wined about how he couldn’t achieve grapeness.
The rotten food in the garbage can behind the restaurant was covered with flies. To the vectors go the spoils.
The rotting food in the garbage can behind the restaurant was covered with flies. To the vectors go the spoils.
The short-order crook poached his eggs, shaved his chocolate, welched on his rabbits, and even his pastry was stollen.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.
There was a sale at the fish market today. I went to see what was the catch.
There’s nothing grate about sliced cheese.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
Those who change the color of their food are on a dye-it.

I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
When making butter there is little margarine for error.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Did you hear the one about the woman who threw her toaster away because it kept burning the bread? She was black toast intolerant.

My mom ran out of poultry seasoning so she winged it.

My best friend and I attended culinary school together and then opened our own restaurant. I guess we are taste buds.

Yesterday my fridge thought it was a microwave, so we got into a heated fight. But we’re cool now.

I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.

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